Rum Soaked

discuss.

2009-02-24T00:10:00.002-05:00

The directions on the self proclaimed microwavable pizza tells me for best results use a conventional oven.
might as well say, for soggy sauce covered dough use a microwave.

2009-02-16T01:44:00.000-05:00

blind man on the corner said its simple
like flipping a coin
but it doesn't matter what side it lands on
its someone else's dime

maybe i should stay away from the salami then

2009-02-11T17:47:00.000-05:00

they call her deli because she rolls meat all day.

little smile

2009-02-11T17:46:00.001-05:00

the blinking lights on my external hard drive synching up perfectly with "lovers in Japan" by coldplay

passage of time

2009-02-09T00:47:00.003-05:00

Ray Lamontagne - Let It Be Me

feels like home

2009-02-05T00:27:00.003-05:00

I'm sitting on the back porch on a humid late summer evening as the sun is low on the horizon. Overlooking a still wide river where the reeds and the cat tails bob slowly back and forth lightning bugs dance between twinkling a steady beat that only they can follow. The sweat of the day is gone and im left with a cool patina as i run my finger across the rim of my iced tea and slowly lights in the distance come on and a ferry boat lazily drifts on by with its lights reflected in the water glimmering and shimmering away. A distant rumble of thunder makes itself heard in the distance but won't be here until i'm ready for it to lull me into a gentle sleep.

whenever i listen to the album Feels Like Home by Norah Jones.

most often seen

2009-02-03T17:19:00.001-05:00

http://www.martin-munoz.com/

2009-01-30T00:27:00.003-05:00

so a bard is talking to a mage, and the bard goes. "what exactly do i do?" and the mage goes "you're the most important part of the party! you boost morale!" and then the bard goes, "how so?"

the mage is silent.

*unzip*

2009-01-27T18:02:00.000-05:00

As I began to speak slower i started to realize what I was saying. It wasn't smart nor witty, yet a jumble of words that could more or less be described as mundane, out of context and in a word, poopy.

discuss.

2009-01-20T03:08:00.000-05:00

Ghetto Pixelization

spontaniety

2009-01-14T23:48:00.002-05:00

that's what this whole section of our life is all about. Its going out to a bar when you know you have to be up early in the morning and ordering "just one more" four more times and ending up being the last people left in the bar. And its waking up the next morning and running straight to work or class, just because you know you can.

that or I took one too many bong hits

2009-01-14T00:27:00.001-05:00

I have an odd fascination for the word blasé

morning noon and night

2009-01-13T15:32:00.000-05:00

you ever think about when you become older one day you'll look back at yourself, say in like pictures and video and such and just thin. Damn, that was stupid.

yeah, thats right

2009-01-10T23:56:00.003-05:00

Do you know how stupid you sound like when you talk. How much you sound like a 5 year old who learned a new word and will do ANYTHING to use it in a sentence, you don't care if it doesn't make sense, you don't care what others think about ... wait, let me take that back, that's all you think about, all you think about is making everyone think that you are the most educated person, and in some sick way, that makes you happy. Does that make you happy? does that make you happy to know that you sounded smart for once in your life? well guess what, you didn't, because using it improperly is worse than not using it at all. And whats worse, you think you are right. You do don't you? that's why you use it so often. That's why you look down at your nose at everyone, that's why, you walk with such a damn bounce in your step because you think you are just walking on the backs of all those below you. Well guess what, you may be walking on top of people, but there's about 20,000 more levels to get up where i am, take a lesson.

mine barely covers my planned parenthood bills

2009-01-08T23:30:00.001-05:00

"I lost my job man, lost it, gone!" douchebag said.
“So what are you gonna do?” the other guy asked, odd because the concern wasn't feigned nor ironic, but sincere.
“I don’t know I just need money!" douche exclaimed as he threw up his hands. "Fuck! screw, blow, deal, whatever as long as it pays that rent.”
"So," the more rational friend said, "you're saying you’d be a prostitute just to pay the rent?"
“Shit if my pimp had a good dental plan, yeah!”

Maybe its the 2 o clock shadow

2009-01-08T23:14:00.001-05:00

Tall dark and handsome, not the best way to describe a woman but it fits the bill.