"I lost my job man, lost it, gone!" douchebag said.
“So what are you gonna do?” the other guy asked, odd because the concern wasn't feigned nor ironic, but sincere.
“I don’t know I just need money!" douche exclaimed as he threw up his hands. "Fuck! screw, blow, deal, whatever as long as it pays that rent.”
"So," the more rational friend said, "you're saying you’d be a prostitute just to pay the rent?"
“Shit if my pimp had a good dental plan, yeah!”
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