yeah, thats right

Do you know how stupid you sound like when you talk. How much you sound like a 5 year old who learned a new word and will do ANYTHING to use it in a sentence, you don't care if it doesn't make sense, you don't care what others think about ... wait, let me take that back, that's all you think about, all you think about is making everyone think that you are the most educated person, and in some sick way, that makes you happy. Does that make you happy? does that make you happy to know that you sounded smart for once in your life? well guess what, you didn't, because using it improperly is worse than not using it at all. And whats worse, you think you are right. You do don't you? that's why you use it so often. That's why you look down at your nose at everyone, that's why, you walk with such a damn bounce in your step because you think you are just walking on the backs of all those below you. Well guess what, you may be walking on top of people, but there's about 20,000 more levels to get up where i am, take a lesson.

mine barely covers my planned parenthood bills

"I lost my job man, lost it, gone!" douchebag said.
“So what are you gonna do?” the other guy asked, odd because the concern wasn't feigned nor ironic, but sincere.
“I don’t know I just need money!" douche exclaimed as he threw up his hands. "Fuck! screw, blow, deal, whatever as long as it pays that rent.”
"So," the more rational friend said, "you're saying you’d be a prostitute just to pay the rent?"
“Shit if my pimp had a good dental plan, yeah!”

Maybe its the 2 o clock shadow

Tall dark and handsome, not the best way to describe a woman but it fits the bill.